Don’t Do Stupid Shit Keyring
$19.95
Description
It’s the most loving, blunt, and essential advice you can give, now delivered with a touch of style. Perfect for a new driver, a child leaving home, or that friend who needs a constant reminder, this keyring says “I care about you” in the most direct way possible. And now, this iconic message comes on our premium metal bar keyring, available in three stylish finishes: classic silver, elegant gold, or bold black.
This is more than a funny gag; it’s a seriously durable keepsake. We use an industrial fibre laser to permanently etch “Don’t Do Stupid Shit” directly into the stainless steel. There are no inks or coatings, so the message is indestructible. It’s designed to withstand daily trips, rattling keys, and all of life’s (hopefully not stupid) adventures without ever fading away.
- Modern Dimensions: The bar measures 36mm x 23mm, providing a clean, modern look.
- Premium Finishes: Choose from high-quality stainless steel in a sleek silver, luxe gold, or bold black finish.
- Permanent Laser Etching: Your message is fused into the metal for a finish that will never peel, fade, or wear off.
- Finish Detail: The silver and gold versions reveal a crisp black engraving, while the black keyring features a striking silver and brass tone for a dramatic, high-contrast look.
Give the gift of practical advice and a whole lot of love, all in one premium accessory that they will carry with them everywhere. To see more gifts that speak from the heart, check out our full range of personalised keyrings .
Frequently Asked Questions and Answers
How long does delivery take?
Once your order leaves our workshop, Australia Post takes over. Most Aussie customers on standard shipping have their parcel within 5 business days of dispatch. During busy periods in the AusPost network it can stretch to 14 business days. If it has been longer than that, get in touch and we will chase it up for you.
What is CustomKings' turnaround time?
Most items are personalised within one business day. Every product page shows an estimated delivery date so you know what to expect. Typical dispatch times:
- Engraved items: 1 business day
- Embroidery: 1 to 5 business days
- Shirt printing: 1 to 5 business days
Large, corporate, or peak season orders (Christmas, Father's Day, etc.) may take a little longer.
How do I track my order?
You can track your parcel from the order confirmation page, your confirmation email, or anytime on our Order Tracking page. Just pop in your order number and email address for an instant update.
How much does shipping cost?
All Australian orders ship with tracked Australia Post services.
- Standard shipping: $9.96 flat rate (you never pay more on bigger orders).
- Free standard shipping on orders over $120.
Express and other options are available at checkout.
Can I see what my personalisation will look like?
Some of our products have an artwork proof listed as a paid option right on the product page. Where we can offer this ethically at a low cost to cover the time involved, we do.
If a proof option is not listed on a product, it is usually because:
- The item is priced below our proofing threshold, so adding the cost would not make sense for you.
- The design is pre-made with only small changes like a name or date, so the product images already show you almost exactly what you will receive.
- The nature of the product means a digital proof would not accurately represent the finished result.
We put a lot of care into making our product photos and descriptions as clear as possible so you can order with confidence. If you are ever unsure about anything, just reach out and we are happy to help.
Do you offer click and collect?
Yes! Pop your full address in at checkout and choose the "Click and Collect, Bennetts Green" option when it appears (available across Newcastle, Lake Macquarie, and the Hunter Valley).
Most orders are ready the next business day. We will text you as soon as your order is good to go. Please wait for the SMS before heading in.
Collection hours: Monday to Friday, 8:00 am to 2:00 pm. Closed weekends and public holidays.
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My son is just about to get his learners and absolutely loved his keyring!
I love it, as described and was a great gift for a loved one
I was so impressed with my order that I even rang the following day after receiving it say how much I loved it. Such awesome work. Well done and thank you! 😊