Adult Gag Gifts: Funny Personalised Presents That Last

Popular Adult Gag Gifts

Our biggest sellers prove that rude does not have to mean disposable. The embroidered adult rag is stitched with colourfast thread and remains our top pick in this category. The “Thanks for all the Orgasms” metal bar keyring is deep laser engraved so the message never wears off. For something practical, the personalised swear jar is UV printed onto glass and built to survive years of deposits.

Personalisation That Stays Put

We use the right method for every material so the joke does not rub away. Embroidery is stitched with industrial machines using colourfast thread that holds up through washing. Laser engraving burns permanently into metal, glass, and timber so it will never peel or fade. Sublimation printing infuses mugs at high heat so the design becomes part of the ceramic. UV printing on glass jars and wine labels is sealed beneath the surface to resist scratching under normal use.

Gifts for Every Occasion

• Bucks and Hens Nights: Send the bride or groom off with something they will not forget.
• Milestone Birthdays: 21sts, 30ths, 40ths, and beyond. Age is just a number, but the gag lasts forever.
• Valentine’s Day: For couples who prefer playful banter to roses and chocolate.
• Secret Santa: Stand out from the gift vouchers with a present that gets a reaction.
• Just Because: Sometimes the best reason to give a funny gift is simply to share a laugh.

No. Laser engraving is burned permanently into metal, glass, and timber so it will never wash off, peel, or fade. Sublimation printing on mugs becomes part of the ceramic coating and will not crack or lift. UV printing on glass jars and wine boxes is sealed to resist scratching. Our embroidery uses colourfast thread stitched at high density so it will not fray or come loose under normal use.

Hand wash printed mugs and engraved glassware with warm soapy water. Machine wash embroidered items on a gentle cycle and tumble dry on low. Wipe metal and timber items with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid abrasive scourers and harsh chemical cleaners on all personalised surfaces.

We stopped accepting customer-supplied items in September 2025. We only personalise the high-quality stock we provide here at CustomKings. This keeps our quality consistent and ensures our laser, embroidery, and printing settings are dialled in perfectly for every material.

Most orders are printed, engraved, or embroidered and dispatched the next business day from our Bennett’s Green workshop. We ship Australia-wide, and delivery times depend on your location.