Thanks for all the Orgasms Metal Bar Keyring group

Thanks for all the Orgasms Metal Bar Keyring silver

Thanks for all the Orgasms Metal Bar Keyring gold

Thanks for all the Orgasms Metal Bar Keyring black

Thanks for all the Orgasms Metal Bar Keyring

$19.95

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Description

Some things are best said with a smile, a wink, and a seriously premium keyring. For the one who deserves a special kind of thank you, our “Thanks for all the Orgasms” keyring delivers a bold message on a beautifully crafted keepsake. With three stunning finishes available (timeless silver, opulent gold, and modern black stainless steel), you can create a gift that perfectly balances playful humour with sophisticated style.

This is a gift built to last, just like the memories you’ve made. We don’t use stickers or ink; your cheeky message is permanently fused into the metal itself using a precision fibre laser. This creates a flawless, indelible mark designed to handle the daily hustle of keys, pockets, and bags without ever fading. It’s a high-quality accessory carrying a hilarious secret.

Premium Stainless Steel: Choose your finish from elegant silver, luxe gold, or bold black.
Perfectly Sized: The metal bar measures 36mm x 23mm, offering a substantial feel without being bulky.
Indelible Engraving: Our state-of-the-art fibre laser ensures the message is permanent and will never wear off.
Striking Finish: Silver and gold keyrings feature a crisp black engraving, while the black version reveals a stunning silver/brass tone for a high-contrast effect.

It’s the ultimate inside joke, a daily reminder of your connection, and a gift guaranteed to get the best reaction. Give a present that’s as durable as it is daring and explore the rest of our collection of personalised keyrings today.

Frequently Asked Questions and Answers

How long does delivery take?

Once your order leaves our workshop, Australia Post takes over. Most Aussie customers on standard shipping have their parcel within 5 business days of dispatch. During busy periods in the AusPost network it can stretch to 14 business days. If it has been longer than that, get in touch and we will chase it up for you.

What is CustomKings' turnaround time?

Most items are personalised within one business day. Every product page shows an estimated delivery date so you know what to expect. Typical dispatch times:

Engraved items: 1 business day
Embroidery: 1 to 5 business days
Shirt printing: 1 to 5 business days

Large, corporate, or peak season orders (Christmas, Father's Day, etc.) may take a little longer.

How do I track my order?

You can track your parcel from the order confirmation page, your confirmation email, or anytime on our Order Tracking page. Just pop in your order number and email address for an instant update.

How much does shipping cost?

All Australian orders ship with tracked Australia Post services.

Standard shipping: $9.96 flat rate (you never pay more on bigger orders).
Free standard shipping on orders over $120.

Express and other options are available at checkout.

Can I see what my personalisation will look like?

Some of our products have an artwork proof listed as a paid option right on the product page. Where we can offer this ethically at a low cost to cover the time involved, we do.

If a proof option is not listed on a product, it is usually because:

The item is priced below our proofing threshold, so adding the cost would not make sense for you.
The design is pre-made with only small changes like a name or date, so the product images already show you almost exactly what you will receive.
The nature of the product means a digital proof would not accurately represent the finished result.

We put a lot of care into making our product photos and descriptions as clear as possible so you can order with confidence. If you are ever unsure about anything, just reach out and we are happy to help.

Do you offer click and collect?

Yes! Pop your full address in at checkout and choose the "Click and Collect, Bennetts Green" option when it appears (available across Newcastle, Lake Macquarie, and the Hunter Valley).

Most orders are ready the next business day. We will text you as soon as your order is good to go. Please wait for the SMS before heading in.

Collection hours: Monday to Friday, 8:00 am to 2:00 pm. Closed weekends and public holidays.