Sharon H
Although I found the jar highly amusing & purchased it for a bit of a giggle for Father’s Day, I have to say that the quality is amazing & in general, looks fantastic.
Second time purchaser & still a satisfied customer :)
Description
The Jar of Nothing is for those times you asked someone what they wanted for a present and they replied with a flat “nothing”, leaving you completely stuck. This cheeky gift takes their answer literally and delivers exactly what they asked for, complete with their name laser engraved on the bamboo lid. The glass jar holds up to 1020ml, giving you plenty of room to actually put something in it if you want to be secretly generous. Check out our birthday gifts for him for more humorous gift ideas.
Why a Jar of Nothing Gets a Laugh
Humour is one of the best gifts you can give, and this jar delivers a genuine laugh every time the recipient reads the message on the lid. The laser engraving on the bamboo lid creates a clean, permanent finish that highlights the natural grain of the wood. The silicone seal keeps the jar airtight, so it doubles as a proper storage jar for lollies, snacks, or anything else you want to keep fresh.
Perfect For
Birthday parties, Christmas stockings, and cheeky last-minute gifts all work brilliantly with a Jar of Nothing. It is a hilarious gift for him who claims they want nothing, a funny gift for her who always says the same thing, or a playful personalised Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for. Pair it with a personalised coffee mug for a two-part gag gift.
Measurements
- Capacity: Up to 1020ml
- Material: Glass jar with bamboo lid and silicone seal
- Personalisation: Laser engraved name on bamboo lid
- Hand wash recommended
- Lollies and contents not included
Made to order in our Aussie workshop and shipped out quickly. Check our shipping info for current turnaround times.
Frequently Asked Questions
What exactly is engraved on the lid?
The jar reads the recipient’s name followed by a humorous message about them saying “nothing” when asked what they wanted for a present. The full text is engraved on the bamboo lid as part of our standard design.
Are the natural imperfections in the bamboo a concern?
Each bamboo lid has its own unique grain and character, which is part of what makes the product special. These natural variations are a reflection of the raw material.
Can I fill the jar with something before it ships?
The jar ships empty, but you can easily fill it with lollies, chocolates, or a secret gift of your choice before handing it over. Check our Christmas gifts range for more fun gift ideas.
Ordering & delivery
Choosing something special? Here's a little help with personalisation, delivery and getting your gift on its way.
When will my order arrive?
Planning for a birthday, celebration or a little surprise? The delivery estimate on this product page, where shown, is a handy guide to when your gift could arrive. It allows for us to personalise your order and for your parcel's journey to you.
Delivery dates are estimates, so it's worth leaving a little extra time for a special occasion. Our production and delivery guide will help you plan ahead.
How long does personalisation take?
Your gift is made to order by our team, with your chosen details making it truly yours. The time we need varies between engraved, embroidered and printed pieces, with a little extra time sometimes needed for larger orders and busy gifting seasons.
You'll find our current production timeframes here. These cover creating your gift, with delivery time added after it leaves our workshop.
How much does shipping cost?
Simply pop your delivery address in at checkout to see the shipping options and prices for your order before you pay.
Putting together a few gifts? Take a look at our current shipping rates and free-shipping offer while you browse.
Can I see an artwork proof before it is made?
We know it helps to picture the finished gift. Our product photos and personalisation options are there to guide you, and selected items also offer a paid artwork proof. If one is available for your chosen product, you'll see it listed as an option before adding to cart.
A quick double-check of names, dates and spelling helps us make your gift just as you intended. You can also learn more about artwork proofs here.
Can I collect my order?
Local to Newcastle or Lake Macquarie? We'd love to see you at our Bennetts Green workshop. Choose Click & Collect at checkout when it's available for your order, and we'll send you an SMS as soon as your gift is ready to pick up.
Once your ready-to-collect message arrives, you're welcome to pop in during our collection hours. Here's where to find us and when to visit.
How do I track my order?
Looking forward to your delivery? You can check on your order through our Order Tracking page using your order number and checkout email address.
When your gift is on its way, we'll email you a tracking link so you can follow its journey. The carrier's tracking page will have the latest parcel scans and delivery updates.
Reviews (3)
Michelle S
Great Quality and was the perfect gift when people say they want nothing. The jar is also just the right size to store lollies etc. Bonus is that you can personalise the name on the lid.
CustomKings
It was a pleasure helping you create this funny piece.We hope it is enjoyed and thank you for sharing your experience.
Sue C
Was just the perfect gift idea for those that have everything! lol
CustomKings
We are delighted to hear it was the perfect fit. Thank you so much for choosing us and for sharing the joy.
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