Sharon Hewitt
Although I found the jar highly amusing & purchased it for a bit of a giggle for Father’s Day, I have to say that the quality is amazing & in general, looks fantastic.
Second time purchaser & still a satisfied customer :)
Jar of Nothing, Full of Nothing!
$34.95
In stock
Description
The Jar of Nothing is for those times you asked someone what they wanted for a present and they replied with a flat “nothing”, leaving you completely stuck. This cheeky gift takes their answer literally and delivers exactly what they asked for, complete with their name laser engraved on the bamboo lid. The glass jar holds up to 1020ml, giving you plenty of room to actually put something in it if you want to be secretly generous. Check out our birthday gifts for him for more humorous gift ideas.
Why a Jar of Nothing Gets a Laugh
Humour is one of the best gifts you can give, and this jar delivers a genuine laugh every time the recipient reads the message on the lid. The laser engraving on the bamboo lid creates a clean, permanent finish that highlights the natural grain of the wood. The silicone seal keeps the jar airtight, so it doubles as a proper storage jar for lollies, snacks, or anything else you want to keep fresh.
Perfect For
Birthday parties, Christmas stockings, and cheeky last-minute gifts all work brilliantly with a Jar of Nothing. It is a hilarious gift for him who claims they want nothing, a funny gift for her who always says the same thing, or a playful personalised Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for. Pair it with a personalised coffee mug for a two-part gag gift.
Measurements
- Capacity: Up to 1020ml
- Material: Glass jar with bamboo lid and silicone seal
- Personalisation: Laser engraved name on bamboo lid
- Hand wash recommended
- Lollies and contents not included
Made to order in our Aussie workshop and shipped out quickly. Check our shipping info for current turnaround times.
Frequently Asked Questions
What exactly is engraved on the lid?
The jar reads the recipient’s name followed by a humorous message about them saying “nothing” when asked what they wanted for a present. The full text is engraved on the bamboo lid as part of our standard design.
Are the natural imperfections in the bamboo a concern?
Each bamboo lid has its own unique grain and character, which is part of what makes the product special. These natural variations are a reflection of the raw material.
Can I fill the jar with something before it ships?
The jar ships empty, but you can easily fill it with lollies, chocolates, or a secret gift of your choice before handing it over. Check our Christmas gifts range for more fun gift ideas.
Frequently Asked Questions and Answers
How long does delivery take?
Once your order leaves our workshop, Australia Post takes over. Most Aussie customers on standard shipping have their parcel within 5 business days of dispatch. During busy periods in the AusPost network it can stretch to 14 business days. For the fastest update, check your tracking details with Australia Post first, as they have the latest scan and delivery information.
What is CustomKings' turnaround time?
Most items are personalised within one business day. Every product page shows an estimated delivery date so you know what to expect. Typical dispatch times:
- Engraved items: 1 business day
- Embroidery: 1 to 5 business days
- Shirt printing: 1 to 5 business days
Large, corporate, or peak season orders (Christmas, Father's Day, etc.) may take a little longer.
How do I track my order?
You can track your parcel from the order confirmation page, your confirmation email, or anytime on our Order Tracking page. Just pop in your order number and email address for an instant update.
How much does shipping cost?
All Australian orders ship with tracked Australia Post services.
- Standard shipping: $9.96 flat rate (you never pay more on bigger orders).
- Free standard shipping on orders over $120.
Express and other options are available at checkout.
Can I see what my personalisation will look like?
Some of our products have an artwork proof listed as a paid option right on the product page. Where we can offer this ethically at a low cost to cover the time involved, we do.
If a proof option is not listed on a product, it is usually because:
- The item is priced below our proofing threshold, so adding the cost would not make sense for you.
- The design is pre-made with only small changes like a name or date, so the product images already show you almost exactly what you will receive.
- The nature of the product means a digital proof would not accurately represent the finished result.
We put a lot of care into making our product photos, descriptions, and checkout information as clear as possible so you can order with confidence. The details you need are shown on the product page before you buy.
Do you offer click and collect?
Yes! Pop your full address in at checkout and choose the "Click and Collect, Bennetts Green" option when it appears (available across Newcastle, Lake Macquarie, and the Hunter Valley).
Most orders are ready the next business day. We will text you as soon as your order is good to go. Please wait for the SMS before heading in.
Collection hours: Monday to Friday, 8:00 am to 2:00 pm. Closed weekends and public holidays.
Reviews (3)
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what our customers say
Michelle Scott
Great Quality and was the perfect gift when people say they want nothing. The jar is also just the right size to store lollies etc. Bonus is that you can personalise the name on the lid.
Sue Church
Was just the perfect gift idea for those that have everything! lol
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