Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name
Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name

Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name

$24.95

22 reviews

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Description

Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag

This white hand towel is machine embroidered with our personalised Cum or Couchie Rag design which includes a personalised name with your choice of coloured thread (the Second line will be in black only for the fancy and standard style, the bottom line of the OnlyF Style will be in black and blue). A fan favourite of our customers for Valentine’s Day or birthday gifts, it’s sure to give a big laugh when opened either in a group setting or in the bedroom,

Whether it’s to help clean the stomach, the bed or everything in between this cum rag will help solve those messy situations without needing a sock or shirt. We highly advise washing this item separately from the rest of your loads of washing.

Product Features:

  • 100% Cotton with a soft feel
  • Measures 40cm x 60cm
  • The embroidery design is approximately 110mm wide
  • Machine washable

Please note:  To ensure a long-lasting embroidered finish we use a washable stabilizer and white paper backing, this will wash out in the first wash, please do not pick at it.

Check out our growing range of adult gifts!

Frequently Asked Questions and Answers
How long does delivery take?

Once your order leaves our workshop, Australia Post takes over. Most Aussie customers on standard shipping have their parcel within 5 business days of dispatch. During busy periods in the AusPost network it can stretch to 14 business days. If it has been longer than that, get in touch and we will chase it up for you.

What is CustomKings' turnaround time?

Most items are personalised within one business day. Every product page shows an estimated delivery date so you know what to expect. Typical dispatch times:

  • Engraved items: 1 business day
  • Embroidery: 1 to 5 business days
  • Shirt printing: 1 to 5 business days

Large, corporate, or peak season orders (Christmas, Father's Day, etc.) may take a little longer.

How do I track my order?

You can track your parcel from the order confirmation page, your confirmation email, or anytime on our Order Tracking page. Just pop in your order number and email address for an instant update.

How much does shipping cost?

All Australian orders ship with tracked Australia Post services.

  • Standard shipping: $9.96 flat rate (you never pay more on bigger orders).
  • Free standard shipping on orders over $120.

Express and other options are available at checkout.

Can I see what my personalisation will look like?

Some of our products have an artwork proof listed as a paid option right on the product page. Where we can offer this ethically at a low cost to cover the time involved, we do.

If a proof option is not listed on a product, it is usually because:

  • The item is priced below our proofing threshold, so adding the cost would not make sense for you.
  • The design is pre-made with only small changes like a name or date, so the product images already show you almost exactly what you will receive.
  • The nature of the product means a digital proof would not accurately represent the finished result.

We put a lot of care into making our product photos and descriptions as clear as possible so you can order with confidence. If you are ever unsure about anything, just reach out and we are happy to help.

Do you offer click and collect?

Yes! Pop your full address in at checkout and choose the "Click and Collect, Bennetts Green" option when it appears (available across Newcastle, Lake Macquarie, and the Hunter Valley).

Most orders are ready the next business day. We will text you as soon as your order is good to go. Please wait for the SMS before heading in.

Collection hours: Monday to Friday, 8:00 am to 2:00 pm. Closed weekends and public holidays.

Reviews (22)

22 reviews for Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name

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Image #1 from Ash
Image #1 from Elise Van Breukelen
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Ash

Absolutely love this funny gift my naughty girlfriend gave it to me.Protects my bed against the pleasure expressed explosions. Very useful in containing the liquid mess after those pleasurable moments.

Image #1 from Elise Van Breukelen

Elise Van Breukelen

I accidents stumbled across The CustomKings when looking at different things to personalise for my husband. Whilst I laughed while picking out the colours, it turned out beautifully. I picked blue so these guys wrapped and wrote out a note as per request, making a joke how the embroidery would be the only thing blue when using the rag. 10/10 would order from them, again.

Image #1 from Ash
Image #1 from Elise Van Breukelen
1-5 of 22 reviews
  1. Ash
    🇦🇺

    Absolutely love this funny gift my naughty girlfriend gave it to me.

    Protects my bed against the pleasure expressed explosions. Very useful in containing the liquid mess after those pleasurable moments.

    Image #1 from Ash
  2. courtney oakenfull
    Reviewer

    Got it for hubby as a stocking stuffer / funny gift and he absolutely loved it and we loved using it 😂😂

  3. Elise Van Breukelen
    Reviewer

    I accidents stumbled across The CustomKings when looking at different things to personalise for my husband. Whilst I laughed while picking out the colours, it turned out beautifully. I picked blue so these guys wrapped and wrote out a note as per request, making a joke how the embroidery would be the only thing blue when using the rag. 10/10 would order from them, again.

    Image #1 from Elise Van Breukelen
  4. Graham Tresidder
    Reviewer

    I got the funniest reaction when I gave my custom embroidered cum rag as a gift. It was unwrapped in front of a crowd of people. Everyone thought is was hilarious

  5. Angus Ashford
    Reviewer

    I am very satisfied with this cum rag, much better than my last cum rag, it wipes all of pete’s cum up with 1 wipe

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