Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag with Personalised Name

Some gifts are practical, some gifts are sentimental, and then there are gifts that make everyone in the room lose it with laughter. This Embroidered Cum or Couchie Rag is firmly in that last category, a cheeky white hand towel that is professionally machine embroidered with a design and personalised name that is guaranteed to get a reaction. Choose from a selection of font styles and thread colours, and you will have a gag gift that is equal parts hilarious and surprisingly useful the next time things get a bit messy in the bedroom. It is a fan favourite among our customers for Valentine’s Day and birthdays, and it never fails to deliver that big laugh when it is unwrapped. You can explore more cheeky presents in our Valentines Day gifts collection.

Why This Towel Is a Fan Favourite

This hand towel is made from 100 per cent cotton with a soft, absorbent feel that makes it genuinely useful beyond the initial laugh. The embroidery is approximately 110mm wide and is professionally machine stitched for a clean, long lasting finish that will hold up through wash after wash. The personalised name is added in your choice of coloured thread, giving it that extra personal touch that makes the joke land even harder. It is the kind of gift that people talk about long after the occasion has passed, and it always finds its way back into the conversation at the next gathering. If you are after more humorous gift ideas, our gifts for couples section has plenty of options that balance cheeky with thoughtful.

Perfect For

This cum rag is the ultimate gag gift for couples who love a laugh, making it a brilliant choice for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or a birthday present that is guaranteed to get a reaction. It works especially well in a group setting where the unwrapping becomes an event in itself, and our anniversary gifts range has more ideas if you want to pair it with something sweeter. It is also a fun addition to a hen night gift bag or a stag do present, and our gifts for groomsmen category has more lighthearted options. For the mate who appreciates a cheeky present, our gifts for him section has more personalised ideas that balance humour with quality. And if you are planning ahead for the next birthday, our birthday gifts for him range has plenty of options to choose from.

Measurements

• 40cm wide x 60cm long
• 100 per cent cotton with a soft feel
• Embroidery design approximately 110mm wide
• Machine washable
• Choice of style and thread colour for personalised name

Every towel is made to order in our Aussie workshop, so allow a little extra time for production and delivery. Head over to our shipping information page for full details on processing times and delivery options.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is that white paper backing on the embroidery?

It is a washable stabiliser that helps keep the stitches neat during production. It will wash out completely in the first wash, so do not pick at it and it will disappear on its own.

Can I choose the thread colour for the personalised name?

Yes, you can pick your preferred thread colour on the product page, Note that the second line of text will be in black only for the fancy and standard styles, and the bottom line of the OnlyF style will be in black and blue.

Is this towel machine washable?

Yes, it is fully machine washable. We recommend washing it separately from the rest of your laundry, at least for the first few washes.

What occasions is this gift suitable for?

It is a popular choice for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, anniversaries, and any occasion where you want to give a gift that is guaranteed to get a laugh. Check out our Valentines Day gifts for more cheeky and romantic options.