Description
A vibrant, 90s-inspired design meets modern, relatable humour in this hilarious vinyl sticker. Featuring bold, colourful bubble lettering that screams “TOTALLY RAD” alongside the brutally honest subtext “But still losing my will to live,” this sticker is the perfect way to show off your personality. It is a fantastic conversation starter that brings a bit of dark, self-deprecating humour to your everyday items, making people laugh while perfectly capturing the vibe of modern life.
The sticker is printed on high-quality vinyl that is UV resistant, water resistant, and oil resistant, so it handles Aussie conditions without fading, peeling, or cracking. The clean white border provides excellent contrast, ensuring the colourful retro design and funny message stand out clearly from a distance. Measuring 65mm by 65mm, it is the ideal size for customising personal gear without taking over the entire surface.
Why Vinyl Works for Laptop and Car Stickers
Our premium vinyl is built to handle sun, rain, and daily wear and tear without deteriorating. The UV-resistant print means the bright retro colours will not fade from sun exposure, whether it is stuck to your car window or sitting on a desk by a sunny window. Its water and oil resistance ensures that drink spills, rain, or road grime will not break down the material or ruin the print.
Perfect For
This sticker is a must-have for students, office workers, tradies, or anyone who loves a bit of dry, sarcastic humour. It makes a brilliant, cheap Secret Santa gift, a funny stocking filler, or a light-hearted addition to a birthday card for a mate who appreciates a laugh. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, car bumper, tool box, notebook, or skateboard to instantly add some personality to your gear.
Measurements
- Dimensions: 65mm x 65mm
- Material: High-quality vinyl
- Finish: Matte finish with vibrant retro colours
- Resistance: UV resistant, water resistant, oil resistant
Made to order in our Aussie workshop and shipped out quickly. Check our shipping info for current turnaround times.
Frequently Asked Questions
Where can I apply this sticker?
This vinyl sticker adheres beautifully to any smooth, hard, non-porous surface. It is perfect for laptops, tablets, water bottles, car windows, bumpers, phone cases, notebooks, skateboards, and toolboxes.
How do I apply the sticker so it lasts?
Clean the chosen surface thoroughly with rubbing alcohol or soapy water and make sure it is completely dry. Peel back the backing paper, position the sticker, and press down firmly from the centre outward to smooth out any air bubbles.
Will it survive being washed on my water bottle?
Yes. Because the sticker is printed on water-resistant and oil-resistant vinyl, it can handle daily use on drink bottles. We recommend hand washing your bottle rather than putting it in the dishwasher to keep the sticker looking pristine for as long as possible.
Can I remove the sticker without leaving sticky residue?
Yes. Our premium vinyl is designed to peel away cleanly from glass, metal, and hard plastic without leaving a messy residue behind. If a sticker has been applied for a long time, warming it slightly with a hair dryer will help soften the adhesive so you can peel it off smoothly at a low angle.
Ordering & delivery
Choosing something special? Here's a little help with personalisation, delivery and getting your gift on its way.
When will my order arrive?
Planning for a birthday, celebration or a little surprise? The delivery estimate on this product page, where shown, is a handy guide to when your gift could arrive. It allows for us to personalise your order and for your parcel's journey to you.
Delivery dates are estimates, so it's worth leaving a little extra time for a special occasion. Our production and delivery guide will help you plan ahead.
How long does personalisation take?
Your gift is made to order by our team, with your chosen details making it truly yours. The time we need varies between engraved, embroidered and printed pieces, with a little extra time sometimes needed for larger orders and busy gifting seasons.
You'll find our current production timeframes here. These cover creating your gift, with delivery time added after it leaves our workshop.
How much does shipping cost?
Simply pop your delivery address in at checkout to see the shipping options and prices for your order before you pay.
Putting together a few gifts? Take a look at our current shipping rates and free-shipping offer while you browse.
Can I see an artwork proof before it is made?
We know it helps to picture the finished gift. Our product photos and personalisation options are there to guide you, and selected items also offer a paid artwork proof. If one is available for your chosen product, you'll see it listed as an option before adding to cart.
A quick double-check of names, dates and spelling helps us make your gift just as you intended. You can also learn more about artwork proofs here.
Can I collect my order?
Local to Newcastle or Lake Macquarie? We'd love to see you at our Bennetts Green workshop. Choose Click & Collect at checkout when it's available for your order, and we'll send you an SMS as soon as your gift is ready to pick up.
Once your ready-to-collect message arrives, you're welcome to pop in during our collection hours. Here's where to find us and when to visit.
How do I track my order?
Looking forward to your delivery? You can check on your order through our Order Tracking page using your order number and checkout email address.
When your gift is on its way, we'll email you a tracking link so you can follow its journey. The carrier's tracking page will have the latest parcel scans and delivery updates.
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