A vibrant, 90s-inspired design meets modern, relatable humour in this hilarious vinyl sticker. Featuring bold, colourful bubble lettering that screams “TOTALLY RAD” alongside the brutally honest subtext “But still losing my will to live,” this sticker is the perfect way to show off your personality. It is a fantastic conversation starter that brings a bit of dark, self-deprecating humour to your everyday items, making people laugh while perfectly capturing the vibe of modern life.
The sticker is printed on high-quality vinyl that is UV resistant, water resistant, and oil resistant, so it handles Aussie conditions without fading, peeling, or cracking. The clean white border provides excellent contrast, ensuring the colourful retro design and funny message stand out clearly from a distance. Measuring 65mm by 65mm, it is the ideal size for customising personal gear without taking over the entire surface.
Why Vinyl Works for Laptop and Car Stickers
Our premium vinyl is built to handle sun, rain, and daily wear and tear without deteriorating. The UV-resistant print means the bright retro colours will not fade from sun exposure, whether it is stuck to your car window or sitting on a desk by a sunny window. Its water and oil resistance ensures that drink spills, rain, or road grime will not break down the material or ruin the print.
Perfect For
This sticker is a must-have for students, office workers, tradies, or anyone who loves a bit of dry, sarcastic humour. It makes a brilliant, cheap Secret Santa gift, a funny stocking filler, or a light-hearted addition to a birthday card for a mate who appreciates a laugh. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, car bumper, tool box, notebook, or skateboard to instantly add some personality to your gear.
Measurements
- Dimensions: 65mm x 65mm
- Material: High-quality vinyl
- Finish: Matte finish with vibrant retro colours
- Resistance: UV resistant, water resistant, oil resistant
Made to order in our Aussie workshop and shipped out quickly. Check our shipping info for current turnaround times.
Frequently Asked Questions
Where can I apply this sticker?
This vinyl sticker adheres beautifully to any smooth, hard, non-porous surface. It is perfect for laptops, tablets, water bottles, car windows, bumpers, phone cases, notebooks, skateboards, and toolboxes.
How do I apply the sticker so it lasts?
Clean the chosen surface thoroughly with rubbing alcohol or soapy water and make sure it is completely dry. Peel back the backing paper, position the sticker, and press down firmly from the centre outward to smooth out any air bubbles.
Will it survive being washed on my water bottle?
Yes. Because the sticker is printed on water-resistant and oil-resistant vinyl, it can handle daily use on drink bottles. We recommend hand washing your bottle rather than putting it in the dishwasher to keep the sticker looking pristine for as long as possible.
Can I remove the sticker without leaving sticky residue?
Yes. Our premium vinyl is designed to peel away cleanly from glass, metal, and hard plastic without leaving a messy residue behind. If a sticker has been applied for a long time, warming it slightly with a hair dryer will help soften the adhesive so you can peel it off smoothly at a low angle.









