Dad’s Little Turds Coffee Mug
Price range: $19.95 through $29.95
Description
Some dads have a sense of humour that only their family can appreciate, and this Dad’s Little Turds Coffee Mug is proof that the best gifts are the ones that make everyone laugh. It is a playful, personalised mug that can be customised with all of the children’s names, adding a cheeky touch of humour to his daily coffee routine. With each sip, Dad will be reminded of his little ones and the joy they bring to his life.
The design is sublimated directly into the ceramic for a smooth, professional finish that lasts. Being both dishwasher and microwave safe means this mug is built for real life, not just for display on a shelf gathering dust.
Why a Little Turds Mug Always Gets a Laugh
The cheeky phrase is a classic dad joke that never gets old, and personalising it with the kids names takes it from funny to genuinely special. The sublimation printing creates a vibrant, long lasting graphic that feels great in the hand and looks sharp on the bench. It is the kind of gift that gets passed around the family for a laugh every time someone sees it.
Perfect For
Father’s Day, birthdays, or any occasion where Dad needs a good chuckle. It makes a brilliant Father’s Day gift for the dad with a sense of humour, a funny birthday gift for him, or a lighthearted present for gifts for him from the kids. Pair it with a keychain for a complete gift set, or browse our coffee mugs for more personalised mug options.
Measurements
- Capacity options: 11oz (325ml) or 15oz (425ml)
- Material: AAA quality ceramic
- Print method: Sublimation printing for permanent, long lasting graphics
- Dishwasher safe: Yes
- Microwave safe: Yes
Made to order in our Aussie workshop and shipped out ready to brew. Check our shipping info for current turnaround times.
Frequently Asked Questions
Will the design fade after washing?
No. The sublimation printing process bakes the design into the ceramic surface, so it will not crack, peel, or fade with regular washing.
How many names can I add?
You can add up to 5 children’s names, as this will fit comfortably on the design. Just enter them during the personalisation process and we will include them all.
Which size should I choose?
The 11oz mug is a standard size for a regular cup of coffee, while the 15oz is better if Dad likes a bigger brew. Choose the size that matches his usual mug preference.
Frequently Asked Questions and Answers
How long does delivery take?
Once your order leaves our workshop, Australia Post takes over. Most Aussie customers on standard shipping have their parcel within 5 business days of dispatch. During busy periods in the AusPost network it can stretch to 14 business days. For the fastest update, check your tracking details with Australia Post first, as they have the latest scan and delivery information.
What is CustomKings' turnaround time?
Most items are personalised within one business day. Every product page shows an estimated delivery date so you know what to expect. Typical dispatch times:
- Engraved items: 1 business day
- Embroidery: 1 to 5 business days
- Shirt printing: 1 to 5 business days
Large, corporate, or peak season orders (Christmas, Father's Day, etc.) may take a little longer.
How do I track my order?
You can track your parcel from the order confirmation page, your confirmation email, or anytime on our Order Tracking page. Just pop in your order number and email address for an instant update.
How much does shipping cost?
All Australian orders ship with tracked Australia Post services.
- Standard shipping: $9.96 flat rate (you never pay more on bigger orders).
- Free standard shipping on orders over $120.
Express and other options are available at checkout.
Can I see what my personalisation will look like?
Some of our products have an artwork proof listed as a paid option right on the product page. Where we can offer this ethically at a low cost to cover the time involved, we do.
If a proof option is not listed on a product, it is usually because:
- The item is priced below our proofing threshold, so adding the cost would not make sense for you.
- The design is pre-made with only small changes like a name or date, so the product images already show you almost exactly what you will receive.
- The nature of the product means a digital proof would not accurately represent the finished result.
We put a lot of care into making our product photos, descriptions, and checkout information as clear as possible so you can order with confidence. The details you need are shown on the product page before you buy.
Do you offer click and collect?
Yes! Pop your full address in at checkout and choose the "Click and Collect, Bennetts Green" option when it appears (available across Newcastle, Lake Macquarie, and the Hunter Valley).
Most orders are ready the next business day. We will text you as soon as your order is good to go. Please wait for the SMS before heading in.
Collection hours: Monday to Friday, 8:00 am to 2:00 pm. Closed weekends and public holidays.
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