Dad’s Little Turds Coffee Mug

Price range: $19.95 through $29.95

Beautifully wrapped in black paper, finished with gold satin ribbon.

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Description

Some dads have a sense of humour that only their family can appreciate, and this Dad’s Little Turds Coffee Mug is proof that the best gifts are the ones that make everyone laugh. It is a playful, personalised mug that can be customised with all of the children’s names, adding a cheeky touch of humour to his daily coffee routine. With each sip, Dad will be reminded of his little ones and the joy they bring to his life.

The design is sublimated directly into the ceramic for a smooth, professional finish that lasts. Being both dishwasher and microwave safe means this mug is built for real life, not just for display on a shelf gathering dust.

Why a Little Turds Mug Always Gets a Laugh

The cheeky phrase is a classic dad joke that never gets old, and personalising it with the kids names takes it from funny to genuinely special. The sublimation printing creates a vibrant, long lasting graphic that feels great in the hand and looks sharp on the bench. It is the kind of gift that gets passed around the family for a laugh every time someone sees it.

Perfect For

Father’s Day, birthdays, or any occasion where Dad needs a good chuckle. It makes a brilliant Father’s Day gift for the dad with a sense of humour, a funny birthday gift for him, or a lighthearted present for gifts for him from the kids. Pair it with a keychain for a complete gift set, or browse our coffee mugs for more personalised mug options.

Measurements

  • Capacity options: 11oz (325ml) or 15oz (425ml)
  • Material: AAA quality ceramic
  • Print method: Sublimation printing for permanent, long lasting graphics
  • Dishwasher safe: Yes
  • Microwave safe: Yes

Made to order in our Aussie workshop and shipped out ready to brew. Check our shipping info for current turnaround times.

Frequently Asked Questions

Will the design fade after washing?
No. The sublimation printing process bakes the design into the ceramic surface, so it will not crack, peel, or fade with regular washing.

How many names can I add?
You can add up to 5 children’s names, as this will fit comfortably on the design. Just enter them during the personalisation process and we will include them all.

Which size should I choose?
The 11oz mug is a standard size for a regular cup of coffee, while the 15oz is better if Dad likes a bigger brew. Choose the size that matches his usual mug preference.

Ordering & delivery

Choosing something special? Here's a little help with personalisation, delivery and getting your gift on its way.

When will my order arrive?

Planning for a birthday, celebration or a little surprise? The delivery estimate on this product page, where shown, is a handy guide to when your gift could arrive. It allows for us to personalise your order and for your parcel's journey to you.

Delivery dates are estimates, so it's worth leaving a little extra time for a special occasion. Our production and delivery guide will help you plan ahead.

How long does personalisation take?

Your gift is made to order by our team, with your chosen details making it truly yours. The time we need varies between engraved, embroidered and printed pieces, with a little extra time sometimes needed for larger orders and busy gifting seasons.

You'll find our current production timeframes here. These cover creating your gift, with delivery time added after it leaves our workshop.

How much does shipping cost?

Simply pop your delivery address in at checkout to see the shipping options and prices for your order before you pay.

Putting together a few gifts? Take a look at our current shipping rates and free-shipping offer while you browse.

Can I see an artwork proof before it is made?

We know it helps to picture the finished gift. Our product photos and personalisation options are there to guide you, and selected items also offer a paid artwork proof. If one is available for your chosen product, you'll see it listed as an option before adding to cart.

A quick double-check of names, dates and spelling helps us make your gift just as you intended. You can also learn more about artwork proofs here.

Can I collect my order?

Local to Newcastle or Lake Macquarie? We'd love to see you at our Bennetts Green workshop. Choose Click & Collect at checkout when it's available for your order, and we'll send you an SMS as soon as your gift is ready to pick up.

Once your ready-to-collect message arrives, you're welcome to pop in during our collection hours. Here's where to find us and when to visit.

How do I track my order?

Looking forward to your delivery? You can check on your order through our Order Tracking page using your order number and checkout email address.

When your gift is on its way, we'll email you a tracking link so you can follow its journey. The carrier's tracking page will have the latest parcel scans and delivery updates.

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